マタタビムービーラボ「マタタビショッキング」

1: 猫の類。 2020/11/15 12:28

1話から欠かさずジェンツー隊を見ていた者です。
今回急な最終回と聞き、とてもビックリしました。
私の推しキャラは11番で、最終回で死んでしまった時、号泣しました。
最後までティッシュが手放せない回でした。
1267番の過去編も悲しくて、感情移入がとても上手い作品だなぁ、と感じます。
ジェンツー隊がもう見れないんだなぁと思うと、胸が苦しくなります。
ですが、作者のからめるさんの作品は大好きなので、これからの作品も楽しみにしています！！

2: Karameru English Translator // からめる英語翻訳 2020/11/15 13:43

Hello, I am your friendly Karameru English Translator.
The title says: MATATABI MOVIE LABO [Episode 8] Matatabi Shocking
The description says: It is a shocking time.

0:00 The year is 20XX. The earth is in danger of destruction. In order to stop that, a determined team of people have assembled. They are: The JEN-TSU FORCE!
0:15 Episode 1: Goodbye, Jen-Tsu Force
0:16 The earth is in danger, we gotta stop the asteroid!
0:20 OOOOOOOOOAH
0:21 Everyone line up, single file! Time for a head count! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16...
0:31 AAAAAAAAAAH
0:32 Goodbye, Jen-Tsu Force. You and your efforts will forever be in our...

[Theme song]
AAAAHHHHH
If you're feeling hungry
Why don't you take a swig of the air
I could give gold to a cat
and pearls to a pig
I'm giving it all away
AAAAHHHHH
Anything thats fun out there
I'll forget about it and ruin it in the MATATABI MOVIE
I could be doing rock paper scissors with a crab
or a footrace with a snail
Whether its fact or fiction
I don't care
So let's get started now
Jajajaja

1:09 MATATABI SHOPPING!
1:14 The time for Matatabi Shopping! As always, yours truly will be hosting this show! And today, we've invited a wonderful guest! Please welcome the striped and fabulous, Gurun!
1:28 Thank you!
1:31 Take a look at this slim Bod-Ay! So handsome!
1:34 You tell that to everyone, don't you...
1:38 This is the only time you'll see this sexy guy!
1:39 Quite the word choice there...
1:43 Now, let us show you some amazing deals you can get on the hottest products! Now, have you ever killed somebody?
1:51 What? I dont think anyone would!?
1:53 Then, this is the product for you! Introducing the P*ssy-Kun Vaccum!
1:58 Why would you name it like that!?!?!? At least it looks like a normal vaccum.
2:01 STOP COMPLAINING
2:03 Sorry. You're scary...
2:05 Now, this vaccum may look like a normal vaccum, but have you ever ran into the situation where the cord is too short and you can't vaccum where you want to?
2:15 I think I have. Quite the change of topic...
2:21 By consumer request, the length of the cable has been increased from 3 meters to 80 kilometers!
2:28 80 KILOMETERS!? THERE'S 80 KILOMETERS OF CABLE INSIDE THIS THING!?
2:33 Exactly! Quite the value, isn't it?
2:38 Suddenly you're talking about value.
2:39 Also, are you curious about the sound of the vaccum?
2:45 I am. I wonder if it'll disturb my neighbors and stuff.
2:52 Also by consumer request, you can now change the sound of the vaccum!
2:57 Wow, that's quite amazing!
3:00 Take a listen to the old sound.. (whirrrrrrr)
3:04 Now, with the press of this button, the sound can be changed to... (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
3:09 Woah, I didn't expect that! Why it it people screaming though? I think Ill have the cops called on me if it sounds like that.

3:41 Now that I've shown off all of these features, you may all be curious about that...
3:49 About what?
3:50 The handling with elders.
3:51 THE PRICE! THE PRICE! What about elders?!
3:57 Ah, yes yes yes. You may also be curious about the price!
4:01 Everyone is. No one cares about the handling with elders other than you.
4:04 Now, for a limited time, the p*ssy-kun vaccum will be selling for... ($200, changes between $100 and $200)
4:20 The price didn't change!!
4:26 WOAH! THE NUMBERS ARE FIGHTING
4:35 The price will remain unchanged!
4:37 UNchanged!?

5:03 And now, for our next product! Now, have you ever killed somebody?
5:10 Jeez, why do you keep making everything so dark?
5:13 In that case, you have this! The Slip-N-Slide Beauty Cream! Now you may think that all beauty creams are the same! WELL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
5:24 Wooah, do you always yell like that?
5:27 Well, this particular beauty cream has a 100% Customer Satisfaction rate!
5:32 Wow, that's quite amazing. Wait a minute, you've only collected data from 1 person? Who tested this?
5:44 The guy who tested this is YOURS TRULY!
5:45 Doesn't that kinda invalidate it?
5:48 But, we've also asked other people their opinions! Please take a look at this!
5:57 Special Interview!
5:59 After using this, I thought to my self, "who was I?"
6:06 Woah, did this guy commit a crime? Why are we interviewing him?
6:11 After this, I realised, I can't do this anymore. I can't live life normally like this. I really regret this.
6:18 Yeah, now I'm pretty confident this guy did something bad. Is he ok?
6:21 I think all of you have gotten the message! For this special program, we have also invited the cream expert who made this product! Please welcome him!
6:34 Bonjour.
6:35 Okay, this guy looks like he makes whipped cream, not beauty cream! I dont think he should be making beauty cream, Is this guy ok?
6:42 This cream expert can really impress! Now, once again you may be curious about that...
6:50 Is it about elders again?
6:53 What are you talking about? It's the price! You can get this for only $98!!!!!!
7:07 $98, isn't that a little pricey...? Can't you lower the price...?
7:14 We can't do that. You need to stop whining.
7:19 But it's true...

8:04 You need to stop whining.
8:05 But it's true...
8:06 But NO WORRIES! At MATATABI SHOPPING, we are going to do a SPECIAL OFFER! If you order this in the next 10 seconds, you can get a special discount!
8:19 10 seconds is a little too short isn't it?
8:22 It's been 5 seconds! 4...! 3...! 2...! 1...! Time is up!!!
8:35 The limited time offer has now ended! BUT HOLD EVERYTHING!! By ordering from this show, you'll get to go to a hot spring with another person!
8:46 Hey, that's actually pretty good.
8:47 And of course, that other person is YOURS TRULY!
8:50 Why is it you?
8:51 That's right, a 1 night, 3 day hot spring vacation with me!!
8:52 Wait, how is 1 night and 3 days supposed to work out?
8:55 I was thinking we sleep somewhere else on the first night.
9:03 Ugh, that's weird.
9:04 So, to purchase the products featured on the show, including P*ssy-kun the vaccum and Slip-N-Slide beauty cream, please dial this number!!!
9:12 Wow, that's a wierd dance. Shouldn't you point at the number to dial?
9:23 We thank you for watching MATATABI SHOPPING, with yours truly, Karameru, our gest Gurun...
9:30 And dont forget about Patishe.
9:32 You're still here!?

(Outtro song)
Even that one moment in your dreams
There will be an end to it someday
But you see
I wished I will be able to see them again
And so I softly waved to the setting sun
Even though I said some very good things to them
I am now at my limits

10:03 MATATABI QUIZ! In this section of the show, you'll be answering a QUIZ!
10:10 QUIZ
10:11 Which is stronger, the apple or the banana? Click the card to answer! Also subscribe!

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3: レイ·ライト -Raylight 2020/11/15 12:33

When he said *_"Have you ever killed a person"_* in a shopping show, I knew it's going to be good xD
That random Pâtissier though lol

4: Axel Thoriq Anggara 2020/11/15 12:58

Dang i even don't understand what they saying but




I love it

5: 苗字ばか少女 2020/11/15 12:20

I don’t understand many words in this video but that’s one of the reasons why I love it

6: Shadascas MK II 2020/11/15 13:11

I can't understand Japanese... Yet i can't help but laughing

7: squirrel HAN 2020/11/15 12:22

*me being even more inspired and motivated to learn japanese *

8: Alex Fong 2020/11/15 12:19

This is so funny

9: アルティメットどすこい之助 2020/11/15 12:30

1話目から「城之内死す」みたいなのやめいww

10: こば 2020/11/15 12:35

急ぎの方限定
マタタビクイズ
10:04　　から

11: ばじるとまと 2020/11/15 12:23

キター＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／







初っ端からこの謎感、いいっすねぇ

12: Novasion Animates 2020/11/15 12:19

I can’t understand a single thing.




**but I love it.**

13: Re:on/リオン 2020/11/15 12:49

耳　に　悪　い　最　高　の　動　画

14: Dio Brando 2020/11/15 12:44

Finally, a 10 minutes series of nonsenseness XD

15: めい 2020/11/15 12:21

私の通ってる学校で某ウイルスが出て、月曜日まで外に出れず死ぬほど暇だったので投稿めちゃくちゃ嬉しいです。本当にありがとうございます😭😇

16: まっちゃん. 2020/11/15 12:32

あれ、、、？あの掃除機の箱部分、なんかモンスターb、、、あ、気のせいか、、、( ˙-˙ )

17: Chetan B. 2020/11/15 12:38

Just listening to their conversation it becomes funny


Even if i dont understand a thing😂

18: きみ 2020/11/15 12:19

開始1秒からなんか不穏で草

19: Sir Doggo The Third 2020/11/15 12:32

0:05

**pillar men theme intensifies**

20: 猫屋49 2020/11/15 12:20

0:12
※親の前で大音量にして見る事をおすすめします

21: Liana10 Leo 2020/11/15 14:09

*Matatabi upload*
Me: Imma wait for Karameru English Translator's comment in the meantime😭

22: みゅー菓子 2020/11/15 12:24

2週間でこれだけクオリティ高い動画作れるからめるさん尊敬するわ





2週間後お待ちしております

23: Toヒトトメ 2020/11/15 12:22

多分最初のコタツで増えたやつかな？

24: the Democratic Republic of California 2020/11/15 12:48

Me not understanding Japanese:😭 me remembering that there's an English translator in the comments:😃

25: え?僕?漆黒の風神です 2020/11/15 12:30

.　　　　　第一話
「さようなら、ジェンツー隊」





＿人人人人人人人人人＿
＞　　　第一話　　　＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣

26: hyt s 2020/11/15 12:19

ショッピングじゃなくてショッキングなの草

27: お魚鮎太郎 2020/11/15 13:02

最初は右耳しかイヤホンつけてなくて
最後、「この動画が」「思ったら」「チャンネル登録ボタン」「次回も」って聞こえて、なにこれ？ってなった

28: 暇人 2020/11/15 12:21

老後の生活は僕も心配していますよ。

29: 8901‐R H.C.F 2020/11/15 12:34

80㎞コード、、、あの中にどうやったらそんな収まるのだろう、、






あっ、そうだったからめるさんの動画だ、気にしない気にしない、、

30: オコバSan 2020/11/15 12:27

1:56 モザイクを貫通してくる商品名

31: てるん 2020/11/15 12:30

このカオス…やっぱりいいなぁ
開始1分以内に2個地球が壊れたのに笑った()

32: ユーシ 2020/11/15 13:39

毎回思うんだけど







地上波でやってくれないかな（

33: サンショク。 2020/11/15 12:25

海外コメも増えたなぁ
やっぱ海外の人もこういうの好きなんだな

34: Bridger arvanetes 2020/11/15 12:20

All I got from this was happy, angry yelling penguins, and meteor

35: たいらおさむ「声優好き実況者」 2020/11/15 13:21

今回のマタタビムービーラボ「マタタビショッキング」
しおりはこちらとなります。
初見の方は…
確かめるときにご注意?下さい。



00:01第1話さようならジェンツー隊。
00:37OP
01:07マタタビショッキング①
03:20大災害
03:40マタタビショッキング②
04:44片付かない
05:03マタタビショッキング③
07:28中華料理店
08:03マタタビショッキング④
09:36ED
10:04リンゴとバナナ

36: スタープラチナ 2020/11/15 15:05

【朗報】　べえざえもんはジェンツーペンギン
【朗報】　べえざえもんはジェンツーペンギン
【朗報】　べえざえもんはジェンツーペンギン
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【朗報】　べえざえもんはジェンツーペンギン
【朗報】　べえざえもんはジェンツーペンギン
【悲報】　地球滅亡

37: ぬぬべぢょん 2020/11/15 12:22

2:02
ｵﾏｴﾆﾅﾆｶﾞﾜｶﾝﾀﾞﾖ!

38: 闇丸. 2020/11/15 13:38

電話する人用に置いときます
お買い求め
＿人人人人人人人＿
＞123-4567-XXXX＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^￣

39: 雨村甘味 2020/11/15 12:20

1話なのにさよならなんかいw

40: チバちば 2020/11/15 12:44

7:58 ヘッドホンで見てたからいきなりイケボが登場してしかも囁き声でなんか背中と脇腹らへんうわってなってなんかもうびっくりしてやばかったです

41: パブロフ 2020/11/15 19:27

この安定したイカレ具合がいいんだよな
そうそう俺もリモワクフリー始めてみたけど、
1週間で7万はコスパ良すぎてビビったわ...
こんなのもうバイトしなくていいじゃんｗ

42: WOhisama* 2020/11/15 12:33

マタタビショッピングのBGM，「地獄のマタタビソング」のアレンジですね。

43: 輪鉄ノ 2020/11/15 12:44

9:08 「ツルツル美肌クリーム」
地味に名前変わってて草

44: WeirdBerryAnimation :P 2020/11/15 12:21

This Japanese art stile is so derpy and adorable-
(๑•̀ㅁ•́ฅ✧

45: ?? 2020/11/15 12:30

2:02 5:21「ｵﾏｴﾆﾅﾆｶﾞﾜｶﾝﾀﾞﾖ!!」

46: コンブでございます。 2020/11/15 12:19

世界中がマタタビで溢れかえるなら本望だぜ…

47: 幸せの白い鳥 2020/11/15 12:25

相変わらず狂ってて好き

00:00
00:01地球ぼーえージェンツー隊
00:37OP
01:07マタタビショッキング①
03:20ボウリング
03:40マタタビショッキング②
04:44魔法
05:03マタタビショッキング③
07:28回転テーブル
08:03マタタビショッキング④
09:36ED
10:04マタタビクイズ

48: oto yuki 2020/11/15 12:20

このペンギンってそら〇ローに似てる気がする

49: yonk012ex 2020/11/15 13:18

4:23　パチンコの確定演出みたいなのに外れるのは草

50: Rainzel 2020/11/15 12:20

The start be fresh tho, cuz the penguins