マタタビムービーラボ「ヤカンカンカンカンウーパールーパー」

1: Karameru English Translator // からめる英語翻訳 2020/12/13 15:01

Hello, I am your friendly Karameru English Translator.
The title says: MATATABI MOVIE LABO: "KettleKettleKettleKettleKettleAxolotl"
The description says: "KettleKettleKettleKettleKettle!!!!"
0:00 The year is 20XX. The earth is in danger of getting destroyed by a giant meteor. In order to stop that, a determined team has formed to save the earth. They are: THE GENTOO FORCE!
0:14 Episode 2: See you later, Gentoo force
0:16 The earth is in danger, we gotta stop the meteor!
0:20 OOOOOOOOOAH
0:21 This time I've got a different plan! I'll use this cannon to destroy the meteor! GO!
0:29 YESS THE EARTH IS SAVED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:33 Goodbye, Gentoo Force. You and your efforts will forever be in our...

[Theme song]
AAAAHHHHH
If you're feeling hungry
Why don't you take a swig of the air
I could give gold to a cat
and pearls to a pig
I'm giving it all away
AAAAHHHHH
Anything thats fun out there
I'll forget about it and ruin it in the MATATABI MOVIE
I could be doing rock paper scissors with a crab
or a footrace with a snail
Whether its fact or fiction
I don't care
So let's get started now
Jajajaja

1:08 The genie in the kettle
1:12 Ahh, I was sold this beaten-up kettle and it's the worst, aaaaaah. I don't even have enough money to have enough food this month. Well, since I've got this kettle, I might as well boil some water in it.
1:32 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
1:35 AAH! What is it!? Who are you!?
1:37 Hey, you! It's unsafe to heat up a kettle, dumbass!
1:40 But you're supposed to heat up a kettle. Who even are you?
1:43 I am a genie that resides in this kettle.
1:48 The genie in the kettle? I've heard about genies in lamps but a genie in a kettle? That's a first.
1:54 I really wanted to live in a lamp. But I fell under the hierarchy and I ended up living in a kettle.
1:59 There's a hierarchy in your world too?
2:01 But the kettle's really nice. The bath and toilet are seperate, and...
2:07 You've got a bath and toilet in this kettle!? Wow...
2:11 Ahh, but it's the first time I've come out onto land since many years...
2:14 The last time I came out was when bubble tea was trending...
2:20 That's kinda recent.
2:21 You see, you're very lucky. As a thank you for bringing me here, I shall grant some wishes.
2:29 Wow, so you are a genie that grants wishes! Aren't you the kind that lets me grant 3 wishes?
2:35 Nope. I'll grant you 72 wishes.
2:38 Ain't that a lot? Why that number?
2:40 It's because I'm turning 72 years old this year.
2:46 What's that kind of system? I thought you would be 3000 years old, being a genie, but you're quite young. You're about as old as my grandpa. Oh wow, you've even got that mustace of the genie.
2:59 Is it a little weird?
3:00 No, not really.
3:03 Eh, I dont want it, so I'll still take it off anyway. (sh-pop) Now you have 71 wishes.
3:09 THAT WAS YOUR OWN WISH! DON'T COUNT YOUR WISH AS MINE!
3:14 Okay, fine. What's your first wish?
3:16 Uhhhh, well, since I don't have any money, I'd like a lot of money!
3:23 Money? Okay, your wish is my command! Vegetable oil, vegetable oil, harden oil of vegetables!
3:29 What's with that spell!?
3:31 OH WOW- wait, why shells and rocks?
3:36 shells and rocks are your currency, I heard.
3:43 That's how it was in the stone age, where'd you get that imformation?
3:48 Well, this is the only money I've got, sorry about that.
3:50 So no money? Man, the world isn't so nice at times. WAIT! If you're a genie, can you summon a flying carpet? I've always wanted to ride a flying carpet.
4:04 Well, I don't have a flying carpet, but I can summon a flying mat.
(404 flying carpet not found)
4:09 A mat? Well, that's kinda lame. If I can fly on it, then there's not much of a difference though. Summon it please!
4:15 Okay, your wish is my command. Vegetable oil, vegetable oil, harden oil of vegetables!
4:26 Oh wow! It floats, it floats! Wait, it's vertical! Can't you flip it to be horizontal?
4:33 Nope, sorry mate. That's just how it is.
4:44 Wow, I can't? That's a shame, why do you have to be so cold? Well, can you put this away? I dont need something that floats.

6:25 Should I tell them?
6:26 Yeah, go ahead.
6:27 Thanks.
6:31 Senpai, senpai! This is huge! They're going to start selling MATATABI MOVIE LABO Line stamps!
6:36 Even the limited edition ones!? They're animated too!!
6:41 This has gone past the expectations I calculated.
6:44 Ahh, I can't wait till they start selling them!
6:46 Niisan, they're already selling them!
6:48 NANI!?
6:50 These look good.
6:51 Animated MATATABI MOVIE Stamps! Please use them! YOUSAAAAAA!

7:15 What's your third wish! Tell me please!
7:22 Ahh, you know, I'm getting hungry. Ah! I've only been eating mushrooms for the past while, so I'd like some big meal!
7:34 Okay! HAAAAAA!
7:41 AH! Wait, what? Why all the dirt?
7:50 Oh, I thought you said "soil". So, are you good?
7:56 Well, I can't eat this. Why is it so tense every time I ask a wish? Alright, time for my next wish.
8:08 Go ahead.
8:09 EEEH, why does it become so tense!?

8:11 Rock, paper, biweugqwheguwiurghi9ub!

8:29 Why is it so tense every time I ask a wish? Alright, time for my next wish.
8:31 Go ahead.
8:32 Why does it become so tense? Whatever, Eeeeeeh, what should I ask for...? Oh, I know! I like video games, so I'd like a fun video game please!
8:47 Okay! HAAAAAAAA
8:51 Woah! What is this game?
8:54 Its "Mabori and Ponyupasu Christy 4."
8:57 4? You're giving me a sequel? What kind of game even is this?
9:00 Well, you play as Mabori and Ponyupasu, and you have to wqegweopqw the enemies in order to qwugbiqwbgqiw so you can defeat the other ponyupasus and iqweubwegbu... this hasn't changed from #3, but...
9:20 I have absolutley no idea what you're talking about!
9:24 Really? The part when Christy owienweigneiwo the ememies is heartbreaking and...
9:30 I can't even tell if you're spoiling the game or not. Well, I'd like to try this game. How do I play it?
9:41 This is just the game, In order to play it, you'll need a Sega SG-1000 Mark II.
9:48 A mark II?
9:50 You'll have to buy it yourself.
9:52 Didn't I just tell you I've got no money!? You are so cold...
10:10 Huh? Why is the kettle playing music?
10:12 Oh, I forgot I was heating my tub! I've gotta go, I'm gonna take a quick bath!
10:21 But what about my wishes?
10:23 Okay, one more! Be quick!
10:32 Umm, ummm, okay! This room is small, so I'd like a bigger room!
10:38 Okay! How big!
10:45 Okay okay!! Umm, 100 mats big!
10:49 Okay! Vegetable oil, vegetable oil, harden oil of vegetables!
10:57 Why is it vertical!!!!!!!!!!!

(Outtro song)
Even that one moment in your dreams
There will be an end to it someday
But you see
I wished I will be able to see them again
And so I softly waved to the setting sun
Even though I said some very good things to them
I am now at my limits

11:34 MATATABI QUIZ! In this section of the show, you'll be answering a QUIZ!
11:41 Which is stronger? The pencil or the pen? Click to vote! Also subscribe!
11:50 The next episode will be the final MATATABI MOVIE LABO.

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2: かいる 2020/12/13 12:35

「なんでも一つ願いを叶えてやろう」って言われて「じゃあその願いを叶える回数をもっと増やしてください！」みたいな答えするやついるよね

3: えびふらい 2020/12/13 13:15

え、次回最終回！？…終わってほしくない…

4: Iamstoxlyo/ DarkFly-Entertainment 2020/12/13 14:43

0:24 These penguins did their jobs right this time. But They Didn’t finish the job. Rookie mistake, Damn it all. ‘Till the next episode.

5: コッペパン 2020/12/13 13:16

1:37 「やかんに火かけるの危ないだろ！」

6: ちびたそ 2020/12/13 13:18

0:15 画質ちょっと悪いのすき

7: Re:on/リオン 2020/12/13 12:35

からめるさんの、この"クスリ"と
笑える感じがいいよね~


なぁ、からめる
もっとヤバいヤツくれよщ(゜▽゜щ)

8: Shun 2020/12/13 13:17

11:39　クイズのもう片方の選択肢を選びに来た人用

9: Ke1ゴ 2020/12/13 13:05

家の壁とか周りボロボロなのに窓だけわりかし綺麗なの草

10: モンティナ・マックス少佐 2020/12/13 13:19

金無いなら ご地層に埋まってる化石売れば良いんじゃね笑

11: ?????? 2020/12/13 12:46

そのヤカンでお茶淹れたらいつもよりいい味がしました。

12: 三梨智 2020/12/13 12:43

[どんな願いでも叶えてやろう]😀[気持ち良くなれる物を出してください！][あいよ💣]😀[💥💥💥💥]

13: 綿菓子あやろん 2020/12/13 13:15

＿人人人人人人人人人＿
＞ 次回最終回!? ＜
￣Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y￣
何言ってんだ続けて欲しいぞ……‎ᐡ ߹𖥦߹ ᐡ

14: レイ·ライト -Raylight 2020/12/13 13:26

I love how even the Japanese people in the live chat sometimes said *"I can't understand him"*
He must be one of things that scientists can't understand xD

Wish 1 : *"I want money"* and he got ancient things that people used to use it as money
Wish 2 : Flying tatami but it's standing up the wrong way, can't ride it
Wish 3 : *"I want a feast (Gochisou)"* instead he got _Stratum_ (Chisou)
Wish 4 : *"I want an interesting game"* he got the game but not the console for playing it, he has to buy it separately
Wish 5 : *"I want to live in a wider room, like 100 rooms wide"*

15: すくりゅーねじ 2020/12/13 13:35

ウーパールーパーに底知れない闇を感じるんだけど……
マタタビムービーラボ初の恐怖を感じるんだけど……

16: scar King 2020/12/13 13:05

魔猫のデーモンコアくん搭載仕様

17: 一握の砂 2020/12/13 13:15

0:24 ﾔﾒﾛｰｼﾆﾀｸﾅｰｲ

18: アニ丸【1000人目標】AA職人に俺はなる! 2020/12/13 13:40

7:08
目玉焼きを作る
ウーパールーパー
8:17
ケーキを食べる
ウーパールーパー
0:32
またもや
天に召される
ジェンツー隊

19: ヨルんた 2020/12/13 13:56

6:15不正は許さん…あと呪文がラーメン二郎なんだよなあw

20: 零愛液ユッキー 2020/12/13 13:14

やかんの魔人の事情がいろいろと現実的なの草

21: Isacraft 24 2020/12/13 13:15

I'm the only one who thinks the axolotl is really cute? ^^

22: 冬月イワベエ 2020/12/13 13:28

これ動画も編集も声も主題歌もほぼ全て自分でやってるのホントにすごいんだよなあ

23: !RR KKK! 2020/12/13 13:01

スタンプのウーパールーパーはここで出てくるのか…
ヤカンとウーパールーパーの関係性がわからん…

24: ponpon99 2020/12/13 13:15

外国人兄貴たち最後のオチ分からなさそう笑

25: 五月雨 2020/12/13 12:42

どんな願いでも叶えられるなら『好きなことして生きていける人生』を願うけど、からめる猫だから嫌な予感しかしない

26: R KT 2020/12/13 13:55

タピオカの流行はバブル期にもあったので70〜80年代が最後の外に出たって感じかな？

27: !RR KKK! 2020/12/13 13:15

0:31　知　っ　て　た

28: まさや 2020/12/13 12:35

サムネ訳（Thumbnail translation）　genie in -lamp- kettle

29: 教団員を集めるナナミン崇拝教団「N」 2020/12/13 13:21

えんぴつの方が消えてるからから絶対ペンしか選択肢ないんだけど⁉︎

30: もちもち 2020/12/13 13:29

次回で終わりだなんて,,,
このカオスがもう摂取できないというのか

31: 史上最悪の下級戦士 2020/12/13 13:16

結論　ジェンツー隊の運命は変わらない

32: Yarento 2020/12/13 13:49

Damn, I am too early for translations. still funny as always xD

33: !RR KKK! 2020/12/13 13:16

ウーパールーパーかわいいとか思ってたらめちゃめちゃヤベェヤツで草

34: みるく 2020/12/13 14:17

7:08 Oh, a new guy! Hope he's a norm-- nevermind..

35: ?????? 2020/12/13 12:32

多分どんな願いでも叶えてくれそう

36: まる 2020/12/13 13:14

アブラカタブラ野菜増し増し麺固め！

37: 椎名わを 2020/12/13 13:51

からめるさん猫が笑う時後ろむくの可愛い

38: この虫野郎 2020/12/13 13:24

一瞬あれ？これ前回開いちゃった？ってなったw

39: yg 2020/12/13 13:12

私たちでも理解できない場面があるのに
日本語のわからない外国の人は
どうやってこの動画を理解してるんだろう？

40: marpマープ 2020/12/13 13:24

ウーパールーパーずば抜けて頭おかしくて好き

41: prometheus-project 2020/12/13 14:01

石のお金とかご地層は歴史的価値がありそうだなぁ…

42: ショボーンチャンネル 2020/12/13 12:28

ああ、あのスタンプ紹介動画に出てきたやつか…
ウーパールーパー

43: ひめうずら 2020/12/13 13:09

キャラはかわいいんだよな、
キャラは

44: よもぎ 2020/12/13 13:14

からめるさんはフラグ回収が上手い

45: まいも 2020/12/13 13:14

次回最終回？！？！？！

46: てもぱがおだとも 2020/12/13 13:57

次回最終回
ちょっと経ってから帰ってきたとかしだしそう（）

47: 開眼のダンゴムシ 2020/12/13 13:31

ウーパールーパー今までで最高に狂ってて草

48: ジャストバック 2020/12/13 13:17

0:24 The mudazini

49: キャラメルミルク 2020/12/13 13:58

いつもだが、途中のボケを応用した最後のオチが完璧

50: Hidehiro35 2020/12/13 12:35

？？？ジーニーのように魔法のランプから出て〜